Aargh and avast, ye maties!

International talk like a pirate day is Sept 19. Show your true colors and colorful language.

On a side note, I'm happy they had their way with ABC's "Wife Swap". I'm only upset that I didn't watch it.

Update! But wait! it's on tonight! 2100 on ABC! Watch it. It'll fscking hilarious. Especially knowing that she's taking it all as a joke and as far as possible!