Maybe it's misanthropy...

"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." -- H.L. Mencken

Congrats!!!

A couple of people were over today, and, even though we didn't have one, you won the pretensiousness contest, Sean. Well done. In absentia, we enjoyed the pie chart.

Props to David Copperfield: when he and two of his assistants were mugged by a group of teenagers, the illusionist turned his pockets inside out to reveal nothing, even though he had his wallet, passport, and cellphone on him.

The funniest pie chart ever